Dirk and the DSL Wife

 (Author’s note:  this is a work of fiction.  Any resemblance to any person(s) living or dead is purely coincidental with the exception of the character “Renee,” who is based on porn star Arabelle Raphael.  All characters depicted in sexual situations in this story are at least 18 years of age.  This work is copyrighted and may not be distributed in any way by any person(s) without the express written consent of the author.)

Dirk was halfway through another of his wandering road trips, this time to see an old biker buddy of his who had moved two states away when he was transferred by his company.  Dirk had known Hal Jenkins since high school; he was one of the few people that Dirk got along with, and they had been friends ever since.  When Hal got into motorcycles Dirk had approached him about joining the MC, but Hal said he just wasn’t into it so he didn’t.  That didn’t matter to Dirk as Hal was a true biker in every sense of the word, and the two of them had gone through some pretty interesting times and some pretty interesting women before Hal was transferred. 

When Hal called Dirk about six months ago to invite him to his wedding, you could have knocked Dirk over with a feather.  Hal was the last person besides himself that Dirk would have ever thought would get married, but Hal told Dirk that his fiancé, Renee, was ‘the woman of my dreams in every possible way’ and that he wanted to marry her ‘before she wises up!’  Dirk was unable to make the wedding since it was scheduled for the following week – Hal never was one for planning things out which is one reason Dirk never thought he would ever get married – but they had planned instead on Dirk riding out to see him and staying for a few days.  The earliest Hal’s schedule at work would let that happen was six months away, but the time had finally passed and now Dirk was sitting in Hal’s man cave (his garage) with their bikes parked in the driveway, cooling off after a long day’s ride.  It was the afternoon of the last day of Dirk’s two-day visit, and they had made the best of it. They were sitting in a couple of foldable camp chairs enjoying a couple of cold bottles of beer with Dirk still wearing his colors, talking about anything and everything, just enjoying life and each other’s company.

“So whattaya think about my ol’ lady, Dirk?” Hal asked, grinning at him over his beer bottle.  “She’s really something, ain’t she?”

“Yes, she most certainly is!” Dirk replied, nodding as he spoke.  When he had met Renee upon his arrival, to say he was stunned would have been the understatement of the year.  The best way to describe Renee was to say that she was what everyone thought about when they thought of the term ‘biker chick.’

Renee was about five feet five inches tall and around 115 pounds, Dirk would have guessed, with just enough meat on her bones to make her look really good.  Dirk also would have guessed that at least eight pounds of that would have been breast meat, because Renee had a simply magnificent pair of tits.  Full and round with just the right amount of sag to make them wobble inside the white halter top she was wearing when he first saw her, they were truly a sight to behold.  The halter top was showing about a mile of cleavage, something which Dirk appreciated very much, and was a perfect match for the low-slung faded jeans she was wearing.  The jeans were skintight until they reached her knees and then flared out just enough to give her a retro ‘60s hippie kind of look.  Her waist was tapered and her stomach was flat, and while not as firm as a young girl’s it was still firm enough to be very enticing.  The faux diamond that hung from her navel only added to the look.

And to top it all off, Renee had the blackest hair Dirk had ever seen, wavy and long, going down past her shoulders nearly to the middle of her back.  Her hair was very thick as well, so Dirk imagined that she had either some Italian or Middle Eastern blood in her veins.  The only thing missing from Renee having a complete ‘biker chick’ look was a tattoo or two, and when she turned to walk away from him Dirk saw not only a rounded, firm ass that swayed enticingly as she walked but a butterfly ‘tramp stamp’ peeking out from above the waistband her jeans as well.

But the thing that drew Dirk’s attention the most, even more than her spectacular bustline (Dirk had always been a ‘boob man’) was Renee’s face, specifically her lips.  Renee had big, dark brown eyes, high cheekbones, and a perfect nose that sat above the fullest, softest, most beautiful and absolutely perfect pair of lips he had ever seen.

He had no idea how Hal had been lucky enough to land a woman who looked the way Renee looked, but he was glad for his old friend all the same.

“Yeah, I’m damned lucky to have her, and you better believe I know it!” Hal said, taking a pull from his beer.  Dirk was just about to fire up a joint when Hal surprised him so much with his next statement that he nearly burned his face off.

“And how about those lips, huh?  Ain’t those the best pair of dick sucking lips you’ve ever seen on a broad?” Hal said, grinning at Dirk.

“Jesus, Hal!” Dirk said, shaking his hand to put out the match he was using to light the joint.

“What?” Hal said, looking at him.

“That’s your wife you’re talking about, you know!” he said, putting the joint back into the pocket of his vest while he was trying to make light of what he thought could turn out to be a bad situation.  Hal quickly proved that he had nothing to worry about.

“Hell, I know that!  But she don’t mind, trust me,” Hal said, grinning at Dirk.  “I brag about her and those big DSLs to my friends all the time whether she’s here or not!”

“And she really doesn’t mind?” Dirk asked, genuinely surprised.

“Hell, no, she doesn’t mind!” Hal said, laughing.  “She loves to hear me brag about her!  I think it kind of turns her on, you know?” he said, lowering his voice in a conspiratorial way.  “All I know is that every time she hears me bragging about her DSLs to my friends, we have some of the best sex ever!”

“Well, some women are like that, that’s for sure,” he said, having run into a woman or two like that in his life as well.

“And besides, she really does!” Hal said, raising his beer bottle to his lips to take another drink.

“She really does, what?” Dirk asked, doing the same. 

“She really does suck a mean dick!”  Dirk sprayed beer out of his mouth when Hal said this.

“Dammit, Hal!” he said, sitting up and wiping the beer from the front of his shirt and vest.

“Well, she does!” Hal insisted, not understanding what all the fuss was about.  “I tell ya, that woman can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!”

“I’m sure she does – well, maybe not quite that good, but still – warn me before you say something like that, willya?” Dirk said, sitting back in his chair again.

“You don’t believe me,” Hal said, looking at Dirk.

“Huh?” Dirk said.

“About how good Renee is at sucking dick.  You don’t believe me!”

“Of course I do!  You’ve never lied to me before, have you?”

“No, I haven’t.”

“Okay, so why wouldn’t I believe you now?”

“Then what’s with that ‘maybe not quite that good’ part, then?” Hal asked.

“I didn’t mean anything by it, Hal, really,” Dirk said, concerned that he’d hurt his friend’s feelings.  “I’m sorry, I’m sure she’s just as good at sucking dick as you say she is.”

“Okay, well, then let me prove it to you,” Hal said, a smile creeping across his face.

“Prove it to me?  How?” Dirk asked.

“By letting Renee suck your dick,” he said, grinning at Dirk.

“Are you serious?” Dirk asked, staring at his old friend.  “I mean, really?  You’re serious?  You want Renee, your own wife, to suck my dick?” he asked, not believing what he had heard.

“Serious as a heart attack, my brother!” Hal replied, sitting back in his chair and grinning at Dirk.  He lifted his beer bottle to his lips and took a drink before continuing.  “And trust me, when she’s done with you, you’ll be thanking me for letting her do it!  That woman can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, I tell ya!”

“This is incredible,” Dirk said, sitting back in his chair, still holding his beer in one hand.  “I can’t believe you’d have Renee do that!”

“Well, you’d better believe it, my friend, because it’s about to happen!” Hal said, getting up and going over to the short staircase leading to the door that opened into the house.  He climbed up the three steps and opened the door, then called out to his wife.

“Hey, Renee, darlin’, would you come in here for a minute, please?” he said, then walked back over and sat down in the camp chair to await her arrival.  It was less than a minute later when Renee appeared in the doorway, giving them both a big smile.  She was wearing the same jeans as before, but this time she was wearing a red and white striped tube top instead of the halter.

“Yes, baby?” she said, her hands on the sides of the doorframe.

‘My God, but that woman is hot!’ Dirk thought to himself, taking a drink from his beer.

“I been braggin’ on you and those DSLs of yours again to Dirk here, tellin’ him all about how good you are at giving blowjobs and all, and I’m not sure he believes me,” Hal said, motioning towards Dirk with his beer.  Renee looked at Dirk and her smile got bigger.

“So you want me to suck his dick to prove it to him, baby?” she said, looking Dirk straight in the eyes.  “Is that it?”

“Yep, that’s it, darlin’!” Hal said, smiling. 

“I can do that!” Renee said, her smile bigger than ever.  She walked down the three steps into the garage, her big tits swaying in the tube top, never taking her eyes off of Dirk.  She walked over to him and stopped in front of him, standing between his feet as he sat in the chair.  She looked down at him for just a moment, still smiling, before she spoke again.

“How about it, Dirk?  Would you like for me to suck your dick?” she asked, her voice low and sultry.  “I’m really good at sucking dick, and I’d just love to prove it to you by sucking yours!”

“What about Hal?  You know, your husband?” Dirk said, looking up into those dark brown eyes that were now sparkling and filled with desire.  “You’d do that with him sitting right there?” he asked.

“Sure!” Renee replied, her smile getting a bit bigger.  “I suck dick in front of him all the time, don’t I, baby?” she said, her eyes traveling down to Dirk’s crotch and lingering there for a moment before going back to his eyes. 

“You sure do!” Hal said, grinning proudly.  “Every time we throw a party, she finds a guy that turns her on and she just has to suck his dick, and I always get to watch!” he explained.

“And then, when the party is over, we go into the bedroom and I tell Hal all about it, how it turned me on, how good the guy’s cum tasted, and then we have the best sex you can imagine!” she said, her smile never faltering.

“But she never fucks anyone else, though,” Hal said.  “That’s reserved just for me, right, darlin’?” Hal said.  Renee nodded as she replied.

“That’s right, baby, nobody fucks me but you!” she said.  “So how about it, Dirk?  You want me to show you how good I am at sucking cock by sucking yours?”

“Sure, why the fuck not!” Dirk said, tossing his hands up in the air and letting them drop to the arm rests of the chair, still holding on to his beer with one hand.  He was trapped and he knew it, so why not sit back and enjoy it?

‘Besides, there’s no way she’s as good as Amy,’ Dirk thought to himself, thinking of the girl he’d met at a club party a few weeks ago.  She had really gone at him, and the memories were still fresh.

“Good!” Renee said, moving in closer.  She reached down and spread his legs further apart, then knelt down between them right in front of his crotch.  “Hal, honey, you might want to turn the fan on and close the garage door,” she said, settling in front of Dirk.  “We don’t want to give the neighbors a free show, and with the door closed it’s gonna get hot in here pretty quick!”

“Good point, baby!” Hal said, getting up and going over to the button on the wall next to the door to the house and pressing it.  The garage door slid closed behind them, and then Hal flipped a switch next to the garage door button and a fan mounted up in a corner of the ceiling came on.  Then Hal walked over to a canoe that was lying on the floor next to the wall, picking up a floatation cushion and then handing it to his wife.

“Here, darlin’, use this!” Hal said, handing her the cushion.

“Thank you, baby!” Renee said, taking the cushion from him and putting it on the ground in front of her to kneel on.  As soon as she was settled she reached up and began unfastening Dirk’s jeans, smiling as she worked at getting them open.

“I bet you have a big dick!  You have a big dick, don’t you, Dirk?” she asked, looking up at him and smiling while getting the jeans open and pulling down the fly.

“See for yourself!” he said, making Renee grin.  She reached inside his jeans for his cock and was pleasantly surprised to find that he wasn’t wearing anything under his jeans.  She looked up at him and grinned as she wrapped her fingers around his soft cock.

“No underwear!’” she said, pulling his cock out of his jeans and then spreading the fly of the jeans as wide as possible.  “I like that!  But right now, I’m gonna wrap my lips around your cock and suck it until it’s hard,” she said, looking up at him and smiling. “I just love feeling a man’s cock get hard in my mouth!”

Before Dirk could reply she dipped her head down and put her lips on the head of his cock, sucking his entire soft cock into her mouth.  She looked up at him as sucked hard, her cheeks hollowing in, running her tongue over and around the sensitive tip.  This made Dirk jump just a little as he was really sensitive at the tip of his dick, and Hal chuckled at his reaction.

“Told you she was good!” he said, grinning at Dirk.  “But you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!”

Renee pulled her head back and let his hardening cock slip out of her mouth, holding the head in her mouth for a moment before sucking it all in her mouth again.  She did this several times, pleased to find that Dirk was getting harder, longer, and thicker in her mouth very quickly.  She slid her mouth up to the head of his cock, holding it there for a moment before she released it from her mouth with a soft ‘pop.’ She smiled up at him as she spoke, gripping his cock tightly in one hand while opening his jeans further with the other.

“Let’s get these big balls out, shall we?” she said, smiling up at him as she pulled his balls out of his jeans.  “Oooh, nice!  I just love playing with a man’s balls!” she said, massaging them in her hand while still pumping his cock.  He was rock-hard by now, the precum beginning to flow with a drop of the clear fluid appearing at the tip of his cock.

“Oh, look!” she said, ginning up at him as she noticed the drop of precum.  “Is that for me?  Yummy!” she said, sticking her wide, long tongue out and licking up the drop of slick fluid, making sure she licked as much of the head of his cock as she could in doing so.  She had the widest, longest, and thickest tongue Dirk had ever seen, and she was good with it – very good.  As he watched, she put her lips right on the tip of his cock and sucked, pulling more of the fluid out of him.

“Mmmmmm!” she moaned, smiling up at him.  She sat back a little and swallowed, then ran her wet tongue over her lips and smiled, looking directly at him.  Eye contact was obviously a big thing with her, and she was very good at it – among other things, as he was about to find out.

“I’m gonna give you a tongue bath, and then I’m gonna suck the cum right out of you!” she said, grinning from ear to ear.  She looked like an excited little girl with her hand gripping a nice, big lollypop, and Dirk had a feeling that was exactly how she was going to treat him – like a treat ready to be swallowed.  She stuck that wide, thick tongue out again and slowly licked him from the base of his balls all the way up to the head of his cock, never taking her eyes from his.

“Want me to time you, baby?” Hal asked, taking a pull from his beer.

“Sure!” Renee replied, grinning up at Dirk as she pumped his cock in her hand.  “Let’s see if I can break my record on how fast I can make him cum!”

“So what’s your record?” Dirk asked.

“Five minutes!” she said, giving him a sly smile before licking his cock again.  “But I have a feeling you might take a little bit longer than that,” she said, licking him again.

“What makes you say that, baby?” Hal asked.

“Call it a hunch,” Renee replied, never taking her eyes from Dirk, “but I just have a feeling that ol’ Dirk here is gonna be a tough nut to crack – or to make cum, that is!”

“Guess there’s only one way to find out, huh?” Dirk said, smiling at her.  She smiled back as she replied.

“I guess so!” she said, giving him one last, wet, lingering lick from his balls to the head of his dick.

“You ready, baby?” Hal asked, holding up his wrist with his watch on it, thumb on the button.

“Oh, yeah!” Renee replied, grinning up at Dirk.

“GO!” Hal said, starting the stopwatch.

Renee lowered her mouth down to his cock and took the head into her mouth, clamping her lips around the shaft just behind the flared ridge.  Then she applied suction, lots of it, and then slid her mouth down onto his hard shaft, taking his entire length into her mouth in one long, fluid motion.  She pulled her head back up the length of his shaft slowly, running her thick tongue over and around his cock as she did, massaging and squeezing his balls with one hand, maintaining the suction she was applying.  When she got to the head of his cock she paused, keeping it trapped in her mouth, running her tongue over and around the sensitive head before sliding her mouth back down his cock once more, literally sucking it into her mouth and down her throat.  She pushed her face down until her nose bumped against his abdomen, and she moaned as she made the trip back up his cock once more, her cheeks hollowing in from the suction she was applying.

“MMMMMM!” she moaned, looking up at Dirk and smiling around his cock in her mouth.  When she got to the head of his cock she held it in her mouth again, sucking on it while running her thick tongue along the underside.  The suction she was applying was incredible, and Dirk could feel the precum being sucked from him.  Her eyes rolled back into her head as she let about half of the head of his cock out of her mouth, her big, soft lips wrapped around it as she sucked on him.  Then she moaned again as she slid her mouth back down his cock once more, making loud slurping noises as she sucked his throbbing shaft into her wet, sucking mouth.  His cock was coated with her saliva by now, and he could feel it running down his balls as she worked on him.

‘Holy shit, she’s good!  She’s even better than Amy!’ Dirk thought to himself as he watched Renee gobbling his cock over and over again.  She was applying constant suction on his cock, pausing every now and then to draw a breath either through her nose or through her mouth when she opened her lips up just enough to breathe before clamping them around his cock again.  She was obviously a fan of sloppy blowjobs, as by now his cock and balls – and the front of his jeans – were drenched with her saliva, and the garage was filled with the slurping sounds she was making as she sucked his cock.

While she was working on his cock with her mouth, she was busy working on his balls with her hand.  She massaged and squeezed them as she sucked on his cock, pulling and tugging on them as well.  Dirk gritted his teeth as she tugged on them particularly hard as she sucked on his cock very hard, dragging her mouth back up its length.  Dirk knew that if she kept this up he’d be cumming in her mouth in no time, and he was determined to resist as long as he could.

Renee looked up at him as she paused to suck on the head of his cock yet again, the loud slurping sounds filling the garage.  She winked at him before looking over at her husband, tapping her finger against the back of her other wrist, her mouth still clamped onto the head of Dirk’s cock.  Hal looked down at his watch and smiled.

“Four minutes, baby!” Hal said.  “You better hurry up and make him cum if you wanna beat your record!”

Renee dove down onto Dirk’s cock, slurping loudly as she took his entire length into her mouth and down her throat.  She was intent on making him cum, and to Dirk’s amazement she actually increased the suction she was applying to his cock!  Her cheeks were hollowed in so far that Dirk was surprised her whole head didn’t cave in as she sucked on him.  She slid her mouth up and down his throbbing cock over and over again, pulling and tugging on his balls, moaning as she worked on him, her eyes rolling back into her head.  She was obviously enjoying this as much as Dirk was.

But Dirk was intent on holding out, and he was using every trick in the book to resist blasting his cum into her mouth.  He thought of Margaret Thatcher, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and every other ugly woman he could think of to delay the inevitable.  He thought of the time he went down on the bike he had before the Heritage he was riding now, remembering the crushed hulk that used to be his pride and joy.  But no matter how hard he tried, he knew that he was going to be cumming into Renee’s mouth very soon.

And Renee knew it as well.  She redoubled her efforts, sliding her mouth up and down his throbbing shaft faster, grabbing the base of his cock with one hand and pumping it while she sucked on him, the other hand pulling and tugging on his balls at the same time.  Dirk was quickly losing the fight, and when he realized all was lost he simply gave in and let it happen.

And boy, did it happen!  As soon as he dropped his guard his balls shifted and his cock exploded as his orgasm hit.  He groaned loudly through clenched teeth as his orgasm hit, his back arching in the chair as his cock blasted stream after stream of hot, thick cum into Renee’s wet, sucking mouth. She cried out in glee around his cock in her mouth, never stopping what she was doing, intent on sucking and pumping every last drop of his cum out of him. 

“That’s it, baby, you got him!” Hal cried, grinning as he watched his wife sucking the cum from his friend’s cock.  He was rock-hard himself and intended on fucking the ever-lovin’ shit out of Renee as soon as he got her in the house after Dirk was gone.  He pressed the button on his watch to stop it but didn’t look at it yet as he was busy watching his wife drink down all of Dirk’s cum.

Four, five, six times Dirk felt his cock pumping his cum into Renee’s wet mouth, and she drank it all down without missing a drop.  She clung to his cock with her mouth like a vacuum cleaner, keeping the pressure up until she felt the throbbing and pumping of his cock in her mouth start to slow.  She slowed the motions of her mouth on his cock and eased her grip on his balls, massaging them gently as she slowly slid her mouth up and down Dirk’s cock, sucking the last bit of cum from him as his orgasm finally slowed and then stopped.  When it was over Dirk was left breathless, gasping for air as Renee slid her mouth slowly up the length of his cock to the head, keeping it there for a moment before releasing it from her mouth.  She grinned at him, her eyes sparkling, as she ran her tongue over her lips.

“You taste good, Dirk!” she said, proud of herself.  “What was my time, baby?” she said, looking over at Hal.  He looked down at his watch and grinned, shaking his head a bit as he replied.

“Six minutes, twenty two seconds, baby,” he said, “He beat you!”

“Damn!” she replied, looking up at Dirk and smiling.  “And I thought for sure I had you!”

“You almost did,” he replied, returning her smile.  “You can thank Nancy Pelosi for not beating me!”

“Oh, my Gawd!” Renee said, grimacing at the mention of Pelosi’s name.  “That ugly bitch could make a doorknob vomit!  No wonder you held out so long!”

“You came close, though, I can tell you that!” Dirk said, tucking his now-soft cock back into his jeans, the front of which were wet with her saliva. 

“I want a rematch!” she said, looking up at him and then over at her husband.  “The next time he comes to visit, I want a rematch!  Okay, baby?” she said, looking over at Hal.

“Sure thing, baby!” Hal replied.  “As long as Dirk is up for it, that is.  How about it, Dirk?  You wanna give Renee another go at your cock and see if she can beat her record?” he asked, grinning from ear to ear.

“The way she sucks dick?  Are you kidding me?” he said, returning Hal’s grin.  “I’d have to be out of my fuckin’ mind to say no!”

“Good!” Renee said, grinning as she stood up in front of him.  “And the next time I get my lips around your cock, I’m gonna make you cum so hard and so fast you won’t know what hit you!  Until next time, then!” she said, bending over and giving Dirk a quick peck on the lips before turning and walking away.  Dirk and Hal both watched her ass wiggling as she walked away.  She pressed the garage door button and turned off the fan on her way out, and as the garage door slid open Hal got up and got them both a fresh beer.  He handed one to Dirk and then sat down, and together they twisted off the tops of the beer bottles.  Hal held his out to Dirk and spoke.

“Here’s to the best little cocksucker in the entire world,” he said, grinning at Dirk, “and to next time!”

“I’ll drink to that!” Dirk said, clinking his bottle against Hal’s.  They both took a long pull from their bottles, and then Dirk spoke again.

“You’re gonna fuck the ever-loving shit out of her after I’m gone, aren’t you?” he asked, and Hal nodded and chuckled as he replied.

“Yup!” he said, nodding.

“You’re a lucky man, Hal,” Dirk said, taking another drink from his bottle.

“Don’t I fuckin’ know it!” Hal replied, grinning at Dirk.

Ten minutes later the beers were gone, and Dirk figured it was time for him to head back to the hotel.  Hal had offered to let him stay at his house, but Dirk had politely refused.  As much as he loved Hal he also loved his privacy; that, plus he wanted a place to take a woman should he get lucky and meet up with one on the trip.

“When you comin’ back, my friend?” Hal asked, looking up at him from his seat in the camp chair.

“You tell me,” Dirk said.  “I can make it back here any time you want, all you have to do is tell me when.”

“How about next month?” Hal said.  “Or is that too soon for a road trip that long?”

“The way your wife sucks dick?  Hell, I’d be here next week if you wanted me to!” Dirk said, grinning down at Hal.  Hal laughed at this, and Dirk laughed along with him.  Hal stood up and threw his arms around Dirk, hugging him.  Dirk hugged him back; he really cared for Hal and wasn’t afraid to show it.  Most bikers weren’t, and they were no different.

“Thank you, my old friend!” Hal said, his hands on Dirk’s upper arms as he spoke.

“Don’t mention it, my friend,” Dirk said, patting the back of one of Hal’s hands as he spoke.  “Now let me get out of her so you can go inside and fuck your wife!”  They hugged again, and then Dirk walked over to his bike and got on, swinging a leg over it and picking it up from the kickstand.  He moved the kickstand up and out of the way, then turned on the ignition and listened to the fuel injection whine.  He thumbed the started and the big Harley engine roared to life, the pipes thundering.  He backed the bike out of the driveway and then waved to Hal who waved back, then he put the bike in gear and rode off down the street.  Hal turned and walked towards the door to the house, pushing the button for the garage door as he walked inside.  He was grinning from ear to ear.

Dirk was also grinning as he rode away, already looking forward to his next trip out to see Hal and Renee, even though he was pretty sure he was going to lose next time.

But that wasn’t such a bad thing after all, was it?

Fini.